Four Prominent Bastards
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Author: Ogden Nash This was, the story goes, written for a Gridiron Club dinner ca. 1941, and was broadcast on Armed Service Radio by mistake. It's been published as "A Ballad to be Sung By Four Prominent Love Children"
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X: 1 T:Four Prominent Bastards C:Trad: Solomon Levi S:Digital Tradition, fourbstd N:Author: Ogden Nash N:This was, the story goes, written for a Gridiron Club dinner ca. 1941, and N:was broadcast on Armed Service Radio by mistake. It's been published as "A N:Ballad to be Sung By Four Prominent Love Children" Z:dt:fourbstd M:4/4 L:1/8 Q:2/4=100 W:I'm an autocratic figure in these democratic states W:A dandy demonstration of hereditary traits. W:As the children of the baker make the most delicious breads W:And the sons of Casanova fill the most exclusive beds, W:And the Barrymores and Roosevelts and others I could name W:Inherited the features that perpetuate their fame, W:My position in the structure of society I owe W:To the qualities my parents bequeathed me long ago. W:Now, my father was a gentleman, and musical, to boot; W:He used to play piano in a house of ill repute. W:My mother was the madam, and a credit to her cult W:She liked my daddy's playing, and I was the result. W:So my mammy and my daddy are the ones I've got to thank, W:I'm the chairman of the board of the National City Bank. W: W: Chorus: W: Our parents forgot to get married W: Our parents forgot to get wed; W: Did a wedding bell chime, that was always a time W: They were somewhere off in bed. W: So it's thanks to our kind-hearted parents W: We're kings in this land of the free W: The banker, the broker, the Washington joker W: Three prominent bastards are we. W: W:In a cozy little cottage, in a cozy little dell W:A dear old-fashioned farmer and his daughter used to dwell. W:She was pretty, she was charming, she was tender, she was mild W:And her sympathies were such that she was frequently with child. W:The year her hospitality attained a record high W:She found herself the mother of an infant, which was I. W:And whenever she was gloomy I could always make her grin W:By childishly inquiring who my daddy might have been. W:Now the hired man was favored by the gals of mammy's set W:And the traveling man from Scranton was an even-money bet, W:But such were mammy motives, and such was her allure W:That even Roger Babson wasn't altogether sure. W:So I took my mammy's morals and I took my daddy's crust W:And I grew to be the founder of a big investment trust. W: W:On a dusty southern chain-gang, on a dusty southern road W:My late-lamented pappy made his permanent abode, W:Now while some was there for stealing, my pappy's only fault W:Was an overwhelming weakness for criminal assault. W:His philosophy was simple, and free of moral tape, W:"Seduction is for sissies; a he-man wants his rape!" W:Pappy's total list of victims was embarrassingly rich W:And though one of them was mammy, still he could not tell me which. W:Well I never went to college, but I got me a degree, W:I guess I am the model of a perfect S.O.B, W:I'm a debit to my country, but a credit to my dad, W:The most expensive senator this country ever had. W:I remember pappy's telling me, "Boy, rapin' is a crime W:Unless you rape the voters, a million at a time." W: W:I'm an ordinary figure in these democratic states, W:A pathetic demonstration of hereditary traits. W:As the children of the cops possess the flattest kind of feet W:And the daughter of the floozie has a waggle to seat, W:My position in the basement of society I owe W:To the qualities my parents bequeathed me long ago. W:Now, my father was a married man, and what is even more W:He was married to my mother, a fact that I deplore W:I was born in holy wedlock, consequently bye and bye W:I got rooked by every bastard with plunder in his eye. W:I invested, I deposited, I voted every fall W:Did I ever get a penny saved, those bastards took it all. W:Well, at last I've learned my lesson, and I'm on the proper track W:I'm a self-appointed bastard, and I'm gonna get it back. W: W: final Chorus: W: Our parents forgot to get married W: Our parents forgot to get wed; W: Did a wedding bell chime, that was always a time W: They were somewhere off in bed. W: So it's thanks to our kind-hearted parents W: We're kings in this land of the free W: The banker, the broker, the Washington joker K:C EF|GGGA GEFG|AAA^G A3A|BBBB BBAB|AGG^F G2EF| GGGA GEFG|AAA^G A2cc|BBBB BBB3/2A/|GGAB c2ee| eccc c-GGE|FAA^G A3c|BBBA BBBA|AGG^F G2EF| GGGA GEFG|AAA^G A2c3/2c/|BBBA BB2A|GGAB c2ee| eccG cGGE|FAA^G A3c|BBBA BBAB|AGG^F G2zE| GGGA GEFG|AAA^G A3c|BBBA BB2A|GGAB c2e3/2e/| eccG cGGE|FAA^G A2c3/2c/|BBBB B2B3/2A/|(3GGGAB c2E2| M:3/8 L:1/8 GG G|EE F|GG2-|G2 G|AA A|FG ^G|A3-|Ac c|BB B|BB B| BB B|BA B|A2 G|G2 ^F|G3-|GE F|GG G|EF ^F|GG2-|Gz G| AA A|FG ^G|A3-|Az c|BB3/2B/|BB3/2B/|BB B|BB A|GG G|GA B|c3-|c ||
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